Showing posts with label Entertainment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Entertainment. Show all posts

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Diego Forlan is in India!

I am writing this post just to express my pleasure absolute delight at the news that my favorite player at the recently concluded World Cup - Diego Forlan is in India :D

He is in Kolkata to participate in a Football reality show. He said that he "had no idea about Indian Football" but "knew that cricket is very popular here". He also said that he "was loving India" and is "overwhelmed to see the enthusiasm here".

He believed his best goal at the WC was the one against Germany in the 3rd place playoff. He also defended his teammate Suarez's action of saving a certain goal with his hand.



Forlan is the Golden Ball Winner at the WC 2010 and is being approached by the top European Clubs to play for them. While in Kolkata he will join two Brasilians - Romario and Branco for the last episode of "The Match" - a football reality show. He might participate in an exhibition match against Mohun Bagan on Sunday. He is also scheduled to visit Mother Teresa's home.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Definition from Wikipedia:
When asked at the end of a series of other riddles, whose answers are clever, obscure, and tricky, this answer's obviousness and straight-forwardness becomes part of the humor.


Besides the humour, there is a philosophical touch to this question, as one could argue "Did the chicken really cross the road?" Does the road exist for it? I am sure a chicken would not subconsciously be aware of crossing a 'road'. A man-made contrivance like road makes sense for a human rather than a chicken. It could also raise pertinent questions on the consciousness of an animal. Are chickens self-aware of the actions they perform -like crossing the road? More of that later because I want to write about something else today.

The art behind one-liners
What makes this question and the subsequent answer funny? Edward De Bono in his popular book Lateral Thinking writes:

"...there is often an alternative way of arranging available information. This means that there can be a switch over to another arrangement. Usually this switch over is sudden. If the switch over is temporary it gives rise to humour....the reaction to an insight solution is often laughter even when there is nothing funny about the solution itself.

A policeman was seen walking along the main street pulling a piece of string. Do you know why he was pulling the piece of string?.... Have you ever tried pushing a piece of string?

In this situation an expectation is generated by the way the information is put together. Then suddenly this expectation is thwarted but at once one sees that unexpected development is another way of putting things together."

In other words, it is the unexpected response to a build up that makes one find it humorous. Comedians often use this art on stage, where they weave a story around a joke and the end is something unexpected, a different or innovative solution to the original problem. Something that makes the audience think "Oh, I didn't think he would do/say that!". The realisation of the 'Oh-factor' is what makes the joke funny.

How mind works?
The best way of comprehending this is to understand the way our mind processes information.

Sample this:
"Borrow money from a pessimist
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they don't expect it back!"

As you read through the sentence above and finish the first part, the brain identifies a problem it needs to find a solution to. "Why should one borrow money from a pessimist? Why only money? What could/should one possibly borrow from a pessimist? How does a pessimist come into picture here?". The mind races for possible solutions to a jumble of questions like these.


And then, the answer is revealed. Its a twist at the tail! There is a low probability that an average human would guess that answer. Unless of course if you have read it before or you are a genius. As Information Theory goes, the amount of information present in an event is inversely proportional to the probability of its occurrence. For example, if sun rose from the west tomorrow morning, it would make all the newspapers. It is the low probability of the answer that flummoxes the reader with a lot of information. The mind recognises it as a stroke of brilliance, but since it concerns with a trivial matter, the spark is temporary and leads to humour.


Individual perspective to the question - funny!
I will leave you now with some funny answers to one of the most (along with Lightbulb joke) humorous riddles of all time - Why did the chicken cross the road?

Aristotle:
To actualize its potential.

The Dead Sea Scrolls:
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

Albert Einstein:
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Freud:
The fact that you thought that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

Bill Gates:
To purchase Chicken 2.01a, which will both cross roads and calculate the energy it used. There are bugs, yes, but if you uninstall Traffic 2.0 and Farmer 1.2 it will run. If it freezes at WhiteLine 2.0, we have a patch ...

Grandpa:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

Immanuel Kant:
The chicken, being an autonomous being, chose to cross the road of his own free will.

Martin Luther King, Jr.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Jack Nicholson:
'Cause it ***** wanted to. That's the ****** reason.

Saddam:
I don't care. Catch it. I need its eggs to make my omelet.

You can read more funny answers here.

Image Credits: Wikipedia

Monday, May 24, 2010

PAC-MAN redux

I wrote about PAC-MAN about two years ago and since then its popularity has increased multifold if anything. Last week Google launched a 30 anniversary PAC-MAN doodle. Google has a tradition of putting up special logos (doodles) on its webpage for various occasions.


Google blog says PAC-MAN is a natural fit for the Google homepage as they are both "deceptively" straightforward, hiding their complexity under the hood. Now, Google has made the game permanently available here. Wow my search engine can play games too! :)


So go ahead and play. I just did!

Saturday, May 8, 2010

The Enigma of Pakistan Cricket

Pakistan Cricket is not stranger to controversies - from Woolmer's mysterious death to the terrorist attack on Lankan team bus, from ball tampering to drug tests, from Afridi's ball eating adventure to the fiasco on Australian tour - its a never ending story for the talented yet ill-disciplined team.

Now former Pakistan cricket coach Intikhab Alam has called the national players 'mentally retarded'. An inquiry comittee was set up by PCB to investigate the reasons behind the disastrous tour of Australia where they failed to win even a single match. Intikhab was the coach of the Pakistan team on that tour. While Younis and Yousuf were banned for life, others like Shoaib Malik and Naved-Ul-Hasan were banned for a year. These bans, according to Wasim Akram had made a laughing stock of Pakistan (as if it wasn't already).


Intikhab was quoted as saying,"I felt that they are mentally retarded people....There is a mental problem with our players. They don't know how to wear their clothes and how to talk in a civilized manner."

He revealed that six to seven players had taken an oath on the Quran that they will remain united against their captain Younis Khan.

Shoaib Malik, meanwhile has been practicing at the Gymkhana ground,Hyderabad with his Indian wife since he is not being allowed to do so at Pakistan. While not fetching tennis balls for his Indian tennis player wife, he along with Rana Naved have also been busy belting gully-cricket bowlers at Bangladesh.

Image Credits: Wikipedia

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Pizza and LHC!


“There is not the slightest indication that energy will ever be obtainable from the atom” - Albert Einstein.

The Large Hadron Collider might have disappointed many nay-sayers around the world. It did not spurn the Doomsday by spinning off 'micro black-holes' that engulf the world but looks like it certainly can cook up a pizza pretty fast.


The 'forward thinking' editors at Sciam made an estimate on how long it will take a LHC to de-frost a pizza. As per the calculations, it would take about 3 * 10 ^(-8) seconds to defrost a pizza. This is about the same time taken by light to travel 1 meter.

Pretty fast, huh?

Image credits : Wikipedia.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Lust , Caution

"Censorship ends in logical completeness when nobody is allowed to read any books except the books that nobody reads."
- George Bernard Shaw

A Chinese movie goer is suing the Regional Censor Board in frustration with the censored version of the steamy WWII drama "Lust , Caution" by Academy award winning director Ang Lee.
Set in World War-II era Shanghai, "Lust, Caution," starring mainland actress Tang Wei and Hong Kong actor Tony Leung Chiu-wai, is about a sexually-charged relationship between an undercover female student activist and a Japanese-allied intelligence chief.

Dong Yanbin, a Ph.D student at the China University of Political Science and Law in Beijing, had filed a suit against the nation's film censor, the State Administration of Radio Film and Television (SARFT), for infringing upon his "consumer rights," the Beijing Times said. Watch a trailer of the movie below.



The movie opened in China on Nov. 1 minus on-screen sex scenes and has since grossed 90 million yuan (11.25 million dollars) on Chinese mainland. Some filmgoers in the southern province of Guangdong have opted to cross the border into Hong Kong to watch the full, uncut version, local media have reported.

Dong was seeking apologies and 500 yuan ($67) in "psychological damages" from both SARFT and UME, the cinema chain showing the movie, the paper said. The court has not yet accepted the case.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Marriage of convenience!

"Every dog has its day"
English Proverb.

A man known as Selvakumar has married a bitch in a ceremony which took place in Sivaganga district, 50 km east of Madurai in South India. The bride has been renamed Selvi (Mrs. Selvakumar) after the marriage. "Chosen" by the family, she was bathed and dressed in a sari before the "couple" exchanged marriage vows.


The man believes he had been cursed by the killing of 2 stray dogs 15 years ago - suffering paralysis and loss of hearing. An astrologer since advised him to marry off a female dog to ward off the curse. The groom and his family had a marital feast where the dog was given a bun!

In the recent past a donkey wedding was also arranged to bring monsoon rains in the IT capital of India - Bangalore.

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Think different - Inspirational Video...

Found this inspirational video on Youtube. It features Einstein, Martin Luther King, Richard Branson, Muhammad Ali, Gandhi , Churchill, Lenon, Bob Dylan, Edison , Alfred Hitchcock and Picasso.



The video is promoted by Apple.

Oprah on YouTube now...

Oprah Winfrey - the popular talk show host has launched her own channel on the online video sharing website You Tube. The channel will feature backstage video grab, upcoming programs, and interviews with the "already stars" on Youtube.


Oprah is the world's most powerful celebrity according to Forbes - she beat Tiger Woods & Madonna, Elton John and David Beckham to the top. She had an estimated earning of $260 million last year.

Featuring on the channel will be the founders of You tube, the "dirty dancing" couple, the "evolution of dance" guy, the P. Diddy assistant and even Tyson the skateboarding bulldog!

Watch them here.

Kylie Connect

Meanwhile singer Kylie Minogue also launched her own social networking website. Users can download (for a fee) Kylie's popular numbers and wallpapers from the page all the while participating in a lucky draw - the prize booty being a rendezvous with Kylie herself!


Kylie recently received the Music Industry Trust Prize for her contribution to the pop world. Her much awaited tenth album X featuring 13 new tracks releases on November 26. Her single 22 hearts has already been branded a "surefire no. 1" by Sun.

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Britney Spears - an accountant's nightmare!

Britney Spears earns roughly $737,000 monthly but saves or invests nothing!

According to the court papers released in the custody dispute with KF, she spends lavishly on clothes & entertainment. Here is an account of her monthly expenses:
  • $49,267 - in mortgage for two houses
  • $16,000 - for clothes
  • $102,000 - for entertainment, gifts & vacation
  • $4758 - dining out
  • $500 - Charity
She has to pay KF $15,000 per month in child support and $20,000 in spousal support. Her ex-hubby Kevin Federline has comparatively modest expenses with $7000 being the highest amount to be paid in monthly rent.


The court had prohibited the divorced couple from driving their children unless they're properly insured and have a valid driver's license. However Britney was photographed driving her kids a few days after the order was passed out leading the court to relinquish the children.

Next thing Britney went into a Motor vehicles Dept. office and applied for a licence!

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

How to make an English cup of tea!


"No sex please, we are British"
Unknown ( at least I don't know, somebody said the queen!)

The British are said to be reserved in manners, dress and speech - with its stiff upper lip. Known for their politeness, self-discipline and sense of humour (did someone say dry?). Much has been written about the social dos and don'ts in Britain.. sample a few!


Don't
  1. Stare at anyone in public. (what about people watching?)
  2. Ask a lady her age.
  3. Do gesturing in public like backslapping and hugging.
  4. Do not pass wind in public (ha ha....)
  5. Ask questions like "How old are you?" ,"You seem to have put on some weight?", "Why aren't you married?" or "Why is British food so bad?"
and many more...

English Tea
Britishers also like to distinguish themselves from the Americans by the way of their accent and drink (tea for British ,coffee for Americans). Now a 17 years old school boy in Britain named Charlie McDonnell has created a video named "How to be English ?". The video has been a major hit online attracting thousands of visitors. The video takes a tongue-in-cheek look at English manners and mannerisms including how to make the perfect cup of tea. Watch it here. The video is really funny!



"I set up a You Tube account about six months ago and thought I might as well do something with it and started filming little videos and sketches. The 'How to be English' one was one of the most popular. I got quite a few comments from Brits accusing me of being an American pretending to be English," McDonnell told reporters.

The teenager's satirical sketches have now won him an invitation to appear on the ABC channel's popular daytime show The View, co-hosted by Oscar winner Whoopi Goldberg!

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

The runaway bride..

Chiru's daughter runs away..
Meanwhile in a truly filmy way, Telugu megastar Chiranjeevi's younger daughter Shirija "eloped" with her lover Shireesh Bharadwaj, a final year engineering student. They married at the Arya Samaj , Hyderabad in the morning. The marriage was also telecast live by a Telugu television channel.

However the couple looked confident although expressing fear for their safety.
"Today morning, I eloped from home and got married to Sirish Bharadwaj. I am 19 years old and he is 22. Since we are majors, we have the right to get married. We got married in Arya Samaj temple today. We have been in love for the past four years and decided to get married this year. We want support from the media and the police because of threats from my family's side," said Srija.


Troubled times..
The actor and family seemed to shell shocked by this act of the runaway bride. Chiru's most anticipated movie Shankardada which was released recently didn't do well at the box office while his son Ram Charan made his debut a few days ago. Chiranjeevi's younger brother Pavan Kalyan has been in news for a bigamy case filed against him by his wife Nandini in a Visakhapatnam court. Chiru's elder daughter Sushmita's marriage with actor Uday Kiran was cancelled at the last minute when it was learnt that the groom was in love with another girl.



Caste matters?
An India, that marches confidently towards the next century however seems to have its feet rooted in the medieval past when it comes to social events like marriage where things like religion, caste, creed ,region matter. It is interesting to note that Sirish is a Brahmin, while Srija is an OBC. This marriage has been opposed by both the families! Poor couple..

Yaara da Tashan!

Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. "Pooh!" he whispered. "Yes, Piglet?" "Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw. "I just wanted to be sure of you." - A.A. Milne


Is it all over?
Its loud and clear now.. the Saif - Kareena relationship is a rumour no more! The tinsel town of Bollywood has always had its share of heart breaks and love affairs but today was a Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham moment - khushi for Saif and gham for Shahid!



The most famous relationship in Bollywood had showed signs of fading away in the recent past with rumours of an eminent break up looming large but today it was all confirmed. While the duo were at the Indian Fashion Week attending a Manish Malhotra Show, Saif confirmed in a chat with reporters that their relationship was more than "friendship".




Saif & Kareena show up together in the upcoming movie Tashan. While it might not be the curtains down for the lovesome duo of Shahid-Karina, it might take something to bring back the old times!

BroadBand Blues - anyone?

Broadband Blues
There is good news in sight for people who paid up big bucks for their “high speed Broadband” Internet connection but feel they are being cheated. According to a recent BBC news item, top Internet firms in UK are being asked to explain why customers do not get the speed firms advertise.

Just a trickle?

The hunger for higher speed has increased with the advent of bandwidth hungry applications like video sharing sites, music and movies downloads and flash enabled web pages. It is estimated that 62% of readers who carry out speed tests get less than half of the top broadband speed advertised by their service provider. Of course the top speeds are advertised assuming a perfect connection, right from the service provider (ISP) to your machine. But even after considering the transmission, absorption, radiation and all other kind of loss involved, the final speed available to a consumer is a pittance.

Following YouTube video gives you a way to achieve upto 5 times faster Broadband speed..



Good times ahead..
The firms have been asked to find ways to deal with the technical problems so consumers are more informed about the potential broadband speeds in their neighborhood. Another proposal involves allowing the customer to test connection speeds before they sign a contract and letting them terminate the contract early if speeds are well below what is advertised.

With the government considering intervening in the way broadband is rolled out, surfers can expect happier times ahead.

Friday, September 21, 2007

BBC Pics of the year..

Have a look at the BBC website Photographer of the year 2006.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/5348588.stm

Posting one of the finalists for you..


Amazing entries...

Image Credits: BBC UK

Hippie Jesus swings to music..

"What good is having someone who can walk on water if you don't follow in his footsteps?"
- Author Unknown

Religious authorities are seeing red over the television ad being aired for promotion of Plug TV. They say it is blasphemous! See it for yourself..



The video shows a long haired and pot bellied Jesus swinging to the music in a bar and drinking whiskey. He turns the bouncers into dwarfs when they disallow him an entry and two converts two fat women into blond babes with devil horns before being reprimanded by the GOD himself!


Thursday, September 20, 2007

Window shopping in Amsterdam..

"We say that slavery has vanished from European civilization, but this is not true. Slavery still exists, but now it applies only to women and its name is prostitution."
- Victor Hugo


Red light Districts of Amsterdam
The Dutch city of Amsterdam has decided to close one-third of its brothels. Red Light District that everyone knows about is the one where women, of all nationalities, parade their wares in red-fringed window parlours, many ready to offer more than a school boy peep-show in a private cabin. Amsterdam prides itself on its liberalism and has legalized prostitution. Today prostitutes in Holland are taxpayers and have access to medical facilities and better working conditions.


Time's up?
However the city has had enough of it and plans to turn the brothels into shopping and housing complexes. The city authorities insist that they don't want to get rid of prostitution as it is a part of the history of the place, its just that there was too much of sex trade in the city center.

"What we do want is to get rid of the underlying criminality", the city mayor said.

Image Credits : http://www.amsterdam.info/pictures/red-light-district/

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Pigeon Menace..

"Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue."
— Dilbert

Every dog has its day but looks like the pigeons in Venice have a hard time ahead. The mayor of the city is contemplating a ban on throwing of rice on newly weds. Soiling of the squares is not the only problem with the pigeons chipping away at the marble statues and buildings. Repairing the damages caused costs each Venetian taxpayer 275 euros a year.

"Throwing rice at the bride and groom brings hordes of pigeons who then wait around until the next ceremony. The situation has become unbearable," said the city mayor Marco Agostini.

Next step in line is a ban of the sale of grain to feed the pigeons!

News credit: Reuters

Image credit: http://www.flickr.com/photos/diaa/


Saturday, September 15, 2007

Got an answer?

"We learn more by looking for the answer to a question and not finding it than we do from learning the answer itself." - Lloyd Alexander (American author)


These are some of the interesting unanswered questions - from daily life and experience. Have you got a clue?

  • Why is it so much easier to drink a whole pint of beer or orange squash, say, in one go than it is to down a pint of water?
  • Why are pears pear-shaped and not spherical like apples?
  • What causes cells to stick together in the human body rather than simply falling apart?
  • In a worst-case scenario, if one had to eat parts of oneself, which non-organs would be the most nutritious? Nails? Hair? Earwax?
  • Do elephants sneeze?
  • Do fish get thirsty?
  • How many human faces will I, an average person, see in my lifetime?
  • Why do humans feel compelled to dance to music and are we the only species that does so?
  • How do toothpaste makers get the stripes in toothpaste? And why do they persist until the tube is used up?
Find such questions and many more here..

Thursday, September 13, 2007

A kiss...

"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. "
-Ingrid Bergman

However a new study at the
State University of New York indicates that a kiss can make or break a couple's relationship. The study indicates that women placed more emotional importance on a kiss. Man on the other hand tend to see kissing as a means to an end – SEX.




"The complicated exchange of information that occurs during a kiss may inform evolved, unconscious mechanisms about instances of possible genetic incompatibility," say researchers.

The study was conducted on 1041 college students and consisted of three questionaries measuring kissing preferences, attitudes, styles, and behaviors. The study also indicates that women value kisses throughout a relationship however men place less importance on kissing as a relationship progresses.